This page contains a list of songs and lyrics.

To see the lyrics of the theme song and Howard's version of the theme song, go to Ninja Theme Song.

Season 1

Detention Deficit Disorder (30 Seconds to Math, "30 Seconds to Math")

It's 4 PM and I'm still at school!

It's all good! I ain't "P-Slim," fool!

I can't remember when I was ever boreder!

'Cuz I've got a terminal case of...

Detention Deficit Disorder!

I got that Detention Deficit Disorder! I got it bad! GO!

(There's A) Ninja Inside Us All (Heidi Weinerman, "30 Seconds to Math"[1])

He wears a mask, but don't we all?

When he's not around we have to stand tall.

You've got the ninja in you,

And I've got the ninja inside me too.

There's a ninja inside of us all! (4x)

There's a little ninja inside of us all! (4x)

There's a ninja...

Sitting By Myself (Howard Weinerman, "Evil Spirit Week" deleted song[2])

I'm sitting by myself

With my finger in a hole,

And I'm really, really bored.

Where's my friend? I dunno.

Where's my friend? I dunno.

This is boring, boring, boring, boring.

I want a corndog now!

I'm Still the Cheese (Scott Thomas, "Evil Spirit Week" credits)

I'm still the cheese!

I'm still the cheese!

I'm still the cheeesseee yeah!

Der Monster Klub Song ("Der Monster Klub")

When I first met you,

I though I didn't like your games.

But then I rolled the dice,

And things will never be the same!

Not quite friends, but someday,

We hang out after school!

Not quite friends, but someday,

Well, actually not, 'cuz we're busy.

Catfish Song ("Swampy Seconds" credits)

My name is Catfish!

He's got the gris-gris!

He's got the voodoo!

He's got the gumbo!

Don't like no couillon!

He's got the voodoo,

Down on the bayou! Bobbity-bah-de-buh-de-buh-de-buh-ba-bwa!

You Gotta Have a Pet ("McFreaks")

We Have Pets (Scott Thomas, "McFreaks")

Alone together,

That how we used to be,

Then we stole these furry freaks.

Now we're a family.

We have pets,

Mom said no but our hearts said yes

We stole pets,

We set them free to live in our garage.

McFreaks is taped in front of a live studio audience.

We Got Pets ("McFreaks")

Coming soon!

Pizza Party Best Friends Forever ("McFreaks")

Coming soon!

Season 2

Everybody Ninj-Along ("Bucky Hensletter, "Everybody Ninj-along")

C'mon ninja fans it's time for a song

You know all the words so Ninj-along

He's so bruce, he does no wrong

C'mon Everybody Ninj-along

Ninj, Ninj, Ninj-along

Time to make that dinger go dong

Ninj, Ninj, Ninj, Ninj-along.

It's not a zing, it's just a song

Chew It or Lost It ("Best Buds")

Coming soon!

Smart Howard ("Wonkin' for the Weekend")

He's getting smarter, every day
He's getting smarter, in every way
Smart Howard, Smart Howard.
Smarter than he was one second ago.
Smarter than he was two seconds ago.
Smart Howard, Smart Howard.

He used to be so dumb, but now he's smart.
He used to scratch his bum, but now he's into art.
Smart, Smart Howard.

The Ninja of Norrisville ("Ninjafan")

A guy sworn to secrecy he’s saving the day
The Ninja of Norrisville
When monsters and robots come to misbehave
He unleashes his ninja skill
Using all his might
Destankin' monsters left and right
The Ninja of Norrisville will save us all.

They say he’s a student just like you and me
The Ninja of Norrisville
I’d love to know his secret identity
But I doubt I ever will
Mysterious as night, he smoke bombs right after a fight
The Ninja of Norrisville will save us all.

And if I have only one more chance to say
Thanks for the good you’re doing day after day
I hope he hears this song
Upholding what is right and wrong
‘Cause the Fanjas, we just wanted him to know...

He’s the brucest of heroes to have ever lived
The Ninja of Norrisville
The robots and monsters seem to never give
And it all looks bleak until
The Ninja smoke bombs in
He fights for us and he wins
The Ninja of Norrisville has saved us all
The Ninja of Norrisville will save us all
The Ninja of Norrisville will save us all

I Want It All ("Bro Money Bro Problems")

Randy and Howard!
Big Shopping!

My Boy H., he got all of the bills!
Dropping ones, fives, and tens how it's all grills!

Big hats!
Party tees!
Crazy hair!
Randy P.!
Part bees!
Big flowing!
We want more!
Be shoppin', I want more!

Be shoppin', I want it all!
Tell me I can't have it.
I want it all!

Brucest bling!
Show me the receipt, bitch!
Helicopter, pussy-cats, Howard's wearing tats.
Season 3, ancient me.
Gonna wait and see.
I want it all.

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