Scene 1: School
Guy #1: (Bumps into Randy) Come on, move it!
Randy: Howard, I have this nagging suspicion we may still be faceless freshmen here at Norrisvile high.
Guy #2: (bumps into howard) Watch out, kid.
Howard: What are you talking about? They love me at this school. Hence my awesome nickname, the Watch Out kid.
Girl: (bumps into Howard) Watch out, kid.
Randy: You're not the Watch Out Kid. They are saying "Watch out, kid!"
Howard: Oh! Then, yeah, we're hundred percent faceless.
Scene 2: The hallway.
Randy: We need to do somethingthat seperates us from the rest of these clowns. And baton twirlers. And according players... Did we miss an e-blast or something?
Heidi: (Over the intercom) Hey, it's your best BFF, Heidi. Status update! Due to the fact that my judges decided to try out for talent show instead of judging it, like they promised... (She presses a 'booo' button)
Bash: Yes! We broke a promise! Yes! (He gives Mick a first bump)
Heidi: (Over the intercom) ...auditions are postponed indefinitely.
Students: (Groan)
Stevens: (Plays sad tune)
Randy: That's it! Howard, we're going to judge the talent show.
Howard: Judging's stupid. I give that idea a one out of ten.
Randy: Come on! Everyone knows the judges are the real stars. (Howard grunts) If we get our judge on proper, everybody will know our names! (He gets punched by Bash's friend)
Bash: (Pushes Howard) Watch out, kid!
Howard: (He falls into a locker and gives a thumbs up) I'm in!
Scene 3: Auditorium.
Heidi: 'Sup! It's your girl, Heidi. Me-castinh live, auditorium. Where my super sweet little brother and his best friend, Andy...
Randy: Randy. Name's Randy. Known you my whole life.
Heidi: ...have agreed to judge the talent show auditions. Yey! Wonk this up, and I will webcast that video of you two taking a bath togheter.
Howard: We were three!
Heidi: Not. That. Video.
Howard: Ooh...
Randy: Ah, yes! Judges! this is so Bruce! I'm thinking we run the old nice judge, mean judge.
Howard: I'm listening.
Randy: No, no, that's it. I'm the nice judge, you're the mean judge.
Howard: Why can't I be the nice judge? (Him and Randy goes silent before laughing)
Randy: Oh, I thought you were serious for a second.
Howard: I am such a jerk.
Scene 4: The Sorcerer's prison.
The Sorcerer: (Sniffs) Mmm, there's a delicious desperation in the air. This could only mean one thing. Talent show auditions.
Rat: (Squeals)
The Sorcerer: Nothing dances on the tongue quite like the dashed dreams of the delusional. (Cackeling)
Rat: (Squeaks while spinning four plates on two sticks, his foot and nose)
The Sorcerer: Please stop doing that.
Rat: (Squeaks forlornly)
The Sorcerer: (Groans)
Scene 5: Auditorium.
Bash: Who's my bro's yo?
Bash's friends: We're your bro's, yo!
Bash: Who's my bro's yo?
Bash's friends: We're your bro's, yo!
Bash: Who's my bro's yo?
Bash's friends: We're your bro's, yo! We're your bro's, yo! We're your bro's, yo!
Bash: (Jumps on the microphone, breaking it)
Everyone: (covers their ears as feedback rings)
Randy: (uncovers his ears) Babbling, incoherent... I love it! What did you think, Howard?
Howard: Loved it. Yo, bro's you're the talent show!
Audience: (applause)
Randy: (covers his microphone) Uh, Howard, a word? What are you doing? I'm the nice judge, you're the mean judge.
Howard: I was just being honest, I liked them.
Randy: If people are going to remember us, we have to stick to our characters. I pretend to like them, no matter what, and...
Howard: I mean it up?
Randy: Way up.
Howard: You got it, jerkface.
Juggo: (Rides onto the stage on a unicycle) Hey, I'm Juggo, the juggling clown. Thought I'd do some juggling and maybe some clowning.
Randy: Oh, fantastic, Juggo. Let's see what you got. (Whispers to Howard) Remember... mean.
Juggo: (Juggles while riding the unicycle in a circle)
Howard: Stop! Stop!
Juggo: (Stops the unicycle as he drops the bowling pins)
Howard: You call that juggling? All you did was throw a bunch of Junk in the air and then catch it.
Juggo: But that's... Juggling!
Randy: And I can't get enough of it!
Howard: What's with his bike? One wheel? (Scoffs) Come back when you got two wheels! And regular guy shoes.
Audience: (Laughs)
Howard: Hmm? Oh, and I almost forgot. (He blows a raspberry) Off my stage.
Audience: (Laughs)
Randy: Well done, mean judge.
Howard: And to you, nice judge. Who's next?
Scene 6: Hallway.
Heidi: Auditions are hearing up. Who's got the juice to make it on Norrisvile?
Juggo: (Burst out of the door on his unicycle, sobbing)
Heidi: Not that guy.
Scene 7: The Sorcerer's prison.
The Sorcerer: Mmm... Mmmm... Bingo (cackles)