The Hippie Librarian is an unnamed librarian at Norrisville High.
Description[]
He has a deep, calm voice and very long hair, with a goatee. He takes his job seriously and does not like students breaking rules in the library, and believes he holds authority over anyone who disobeys him. He also appears to have a hippie attitude.
Trivia[]
- His only notable appearances are in "Got Stank?", "Evil Spirit Week", "McNinja - Brought to You by McFist" and "Winner Takes Ball".
- He is shown in the opening theme, carrying books and walking in the hallway.
- He is seen reading a librarian centric magazine.
- This is likely an innuendo, given by how he holds the magazine by the sides, along with the expression he makes while looking.
- He scolded Randy twice respectively in "Got Stank?" and "Evil Spirit Week".
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Quotes[]
- "Really? Yelling in the library? We only have, like, one rule and you just broke it." (Got Stank)
- "No squawking in the library." (Evil Spirit Week)
- "Seriously? I will eject you from this temple of knowledge. I have that power." (Evil Spirit Week)




