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Scene. Onstage at the Magic Funporium.
(Randy Cunningham is being dragged into the portal to the Land of Shadows by the fanged tentacle creatures.)
Randy (crying out): Howard, the ball! Get the ball! (He is hauled off his feet.) Uh-aa!
Howard Weinerman (turning): Hm? (He painfully attempts to clamber onto the stage with Randy's bag.) Hmmp… n'yeah… here we… g— oh no! Aaaaaa! (He slips, falling off the stage and flinging the bag into the air.)
(Randy laughs, face-palming and striking the stage with his fist, as the tentacle-creature thumps against the stage, also laughing.)
(Clapboard, reading "PROD[UCTION]. RC9GN / SCENE 203 / TAKE 2 / DIRECTOR: SH[AUN] CASHMAN / (The last line is almost completely obscured except for the letters C[AMERA] ...NG)".
Randy (as before): Get the ball!
Howard (running down the stairs and attempting to vault onto the stage with the bag in hand): Hyeh! Hye-heh! Ohhhh, boy! (He loses his grip and topples off the stage, flinging both the bag and one shoe into the air, as Randy and the Crew laugh.) Lost my shoe.
(Clapboard, reading "PROD[UCTION]. RC9GN / SCENE 203 / TAKE 3 / DIRECTOR: SH[AUN] CASHMAN / (The last line is almost completely obscured except for the letters C[AMERA] ...NG)".
Howard (desperately trying to clamber onto the stage): Nyeh! Ehnye-ehnye! Eeh! (A boom-mic thrusts into shot; Howard notices it.) Hmmm? (He seizes the mic and allows it to lift him onto the stage.) Mmm! YYYYES! (Punching the air with both hands, which are empty.) HNNN HNNN!
Randy (conversationally, leaning nonchalantly on the tentacles wrapped around his lower half): Hey, where's the ball?
Howard (realizing that he hasn't had the bag all this time and gesturing passionately): Ohhhhh, forgot the b—AAAAAAA! (He topples off the stage again as Randy laughs wildly. His voice comes up from below.) You'd better not be laughin' at me!
(The Clapboard, reading "PROD[UCTION]. RC9GN / SCENE 203 / TAKE 3 / DIRECTOR: SH[AUN] CASHMAN / (The last line is almost completely obscured except for the letters C[AMERA] ...NG)" but upside-down, thrusts into shot and clacks.)
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